Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Yamuna kinare,vanshivat ki chaiya..



Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Fly high,take a flight


The video, which really inspired me. What a man can do. There is nothing called impossible in this world



Moral of Troubles


Troubles are like washing machines,
they twist, turns and knock us around..
but in the end we come out brighter then before..

Belive in yourself


Your dream will not die,
Your plans will not fail,
Your destiny will not be aborted,
Thedesire of your heart will be granted,
if you belive in URSELF..

Nothing is Impossible..


Little faith says "U can do it"
Big faith says"u wll do it"
bt great faith says"it is done"
Nothing is impossible when u belive in urself..

RadheKrishna




Monday, November 26, 2007

Natkhat Gopal


Sunday, November 11, 2007

क्या करे हमारी पसंद ही कुछ खास है ।


~*~Khaas~*~
Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai
Har dil me chupa ek ehsas hai
Aapse pyar yu hi nahi hume
Kya kare humari pasand hi kuch khaas hai.

अंस ग्रुप
Thursday, November 8, 2007

HAPPY DIWALI TO ALL


HAPPY DIWALI


Saturday, November 3, 2007

LETTER TO BILL GATES:BANTA SINGH


Dear Mr. Bill Gates

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab . We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

  1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
  2. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
  3. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run ' has ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
  4. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
  5. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
  6. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect your money.
  7. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
  8. I bought Computer, CPU, Mouse and Keypad lekin there is only one icon with 'My Computer', remaining ka kya huwa?
  9. Aur ye to kamal hai, windows says 'My Pictures' lekin there is not even single photo of mine, So when you will keep my photo in that.
  10. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
From:
Banta Singh,
luknowca reinvented
Add comment if there is any banta singh in you
Thursday, November 1, 2007

HEY KRISHNA TU KALYUG MAIN AA KE DEKH


हे कृष्णा तू इस कलयुग मैं के तो देख ,

तुने पूरा पर्वत एक ऊँगली पे उठाया ,

अपने सर पे EXAM के PRESSURE को उठा के देख ,

तुने 18 साल की उमर में ही मामा कंस को मारा ,

BIN LADEN को हाथ लगा के तो देख ,

तुने भरी महफिल में द्रौपदी को साड़ी पहनाई ,

मलीका को एक जोड़ी कपडे पहना के तो देख '

तुने गोकुल की 16000 गोपिया साथ में रखी ,

कलयुग की एक लड़की तो पटा के देख .

हे कृष्णा !!! तू इस कलयुग में के तो देख .



HINLISH(SAME AS ABOVE)

HEY KRISHNA TU IS KALYUG MAIN AA KEY TO DEKH.

TUNE POORA PARVAT EK UNGLI PE UTHAYA ,

APNE SAR PE EXAM KE PRESSURE KO UTHA KE DEKH,

TUNE 18 SAAL KI UMAR MAIN HI MAMA KANS KO MARA

BIN LADEN KO HATH LAGA KE TO DEKH

TUNE BHARI MEHFIL ME DRAUPADI KO SAREE PEHNAI,

MALIKA KO EK JODI KAPDE PHENA KE TO DEKH'

TUNE GOKUL KI 16000 GOPIA SATH ME RAKHI,

KALYUG KI EK LADKI TO PATA KE DEKH.

HEY KRISHANA!!!TU IS KALYUG MAIN AA KEY TO DEKH.

ER D.K.GOYAL

DAILY MORNING PRAYER(& TAXES)


O GOD!

Give us Strength & Capacity to pay:-
  1. INCOME TAX
  2. VAT
  3. CST
  4. SERVICE TAX
  5. EXCISE DUTY
  6. OCTROI
  7. TDS/TCS
  8. ESI
  9. EPF
  10. MARKET FEE
  11. HOUSE TAX
  12. ROAD TAX
  13. STAMP DUTY
  14. PROF. TAX
  15. WATER TAX
  16. CGT
  17. SURCHARGE
  18. EDUCATION CESS
  19. HIGHER SECONDARY CESS
  20. CONGESTION CESS/LEVY
& MANY MORE ............
Besides don't forget bribes ,donations,chanda,beggers etc.
If we have some time & money left after that ,we will do some business!!!!!!!!

CHEERS TO BOOMING INDIAN ECONOMY


CONTB:ER A.P.GARG.

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