Monday, June 16, 2008

FLYOVERS REALY FLYING OVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Sunday, June 8, 2008

Some funny lines


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
    • Smart man + smart woman = romance
    • Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    • Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    • Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

  • Smart boss + smart employee = profit
  • Smart boss + dumb employee = production
  • Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
  • Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH


  • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
  • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS

  • To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
  • To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

  • Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
  • A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE

  • A woman has the last word in any argument.
  • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

  • Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
Saturday, June 7, 2008

ANIMALS WHICH I LIKE MOST???????



check them ,not a wastage of your time.........
Monday, June 2, 2008

PAPPU PASS HO HAYA


TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

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