Friday, November 5, 2010

DIWALI GREETINGS TO ALL HAPPY DIWALI


MAY THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS -
DIWALI DISPEL DARKNESS,IGNORANCE AND EVILS
FROM THE WORLD
HAPPY DIWALI TO ALL

Wish u and your family a very happy diwali & prosperous new year. May God fulfill all your wishes in wealth, health & happiness in your life.
HAPPY Deepavali


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Thursday, September 30, 2010

ayodhya verdict, allahabad high court lucknow bench


The Lucknow bench of the Allahabad High Court has started reading out its verdict on a six-decade-old title suit regarding who owns a disputed holy site in Ayodhya. The judgment by the three-judge bench has been put up at the court's website --Main abstract is
On Judge Favour -Mandir
Two Judge Favour -Both Mandir & masJid


In view of the verdict, the nation has been put on high alert. The Central government's Cabinet Committee on Security will meet at 5 pm in New Delhi to review the situation in the country after the court verdict.
The Bharatiya Janta Party will hold a meeting of its senior leaders in Delhi at 6 pm, but most political parties are expected to give their reactions after studying the court judgment.
Uttar Pradesh has turned into a fortress with thousands of paramilitary personnel patrolling the streets.
The intelligence network is on high alert throughout the state to monitor movement and activities of anti-social elements.
Aerial surveys of "sensitive places", including the Ram Janmbhoomi complex in Ayodhya has been done, police sources said.
All the security personnel deployed in Ayodhya and Faizabad have been equipped with tear gas shells and rubber bullets and the gazetted officers of various government departments have been asked to assist in policing. They have also been provided with rubber bullets and tear gas shells.
On Tuesday, the Supreme Court paved the way for the Ayodhya verdict to be delivered by the Lucknow bench of the Allahabad High Court.

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Sunday, April 11, 2010

Prove…. 2 / 10 = 2 .. .. ..


  • Prove…. 2 / 10 = 2 .. .. ..
  • Art student: Out of syllabus .. .. .. 
  • Engineering Student: Question hi galat hai .. .. .. .. 
  • Medical student : it’s strange yaar, ye kaise ho sakta hai? .. .. .. .. 
  • CA Student : it is very easy 
  • TWO / TEN T-T get Cancelled 
  • =WO / EN 
  • Refer Alphabets (W=23rd letter, O=15th letter, 
  • E=5th letter & N=14th letter) 
  • =23+15 / 5+14 
  • =38 / 19 =
Chartered Accountants never ask, "Ans kya hai?" They only ask, "Answer kya laana hai?"
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A group of accountants are given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders and dropping the tape
measures. The whole thing is just a mess.

An engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over,pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the accountants and walks away.

After the engineer has gone, one accountant turns to another and laughs: "Isn't that just like an engineer? We're looking for the height and he gives us the length!"
Thursday, February 4, 2010

What if Accountants start producing movies ?????


What if Accountants start producing movies ?????
1.  Munnabhai C.A.

2. Hamara Ledger Aapke Paas Hai

3. Kaho na Depreciation Hai

4. Journal Se Balance Sheet Tak

5. Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit

6. Hum Tax de Chuke Sanam

7. Kya Yehi Credit Period Hai?

8. Main A/cs ki Diwani Hoon

9. Maine Audit kiya

10. Maine Audit kyun kiya

11. Jab Jab Discount Mile

12. Petty Cash Apna Apna

13. Bill hai ke Pass hota nahin

14. Hum hai Accountant bekaar ke

15. Jo Tally hua wohi Trial Balance

16. Bus itna as BYAZ (Interest) hai

19. Tally 7.2 instal karke rakhna

20. Ab tumahare hawale pura account saathiyo

21. Balance sheet ki kasam

22. Kyu Tally ho gaya na

24. Calculator sirf mere liye

27. Salary ke liye saala kuchh bhi karega

28. Accountant tune kya kiya

29. Rehna hai tally karke

30. Bill Vill Byaz Vyaz


Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Gmail.doc,Google site will not support Internet explorer 6


Read Message From Google app team
In order to continue to improve our products and deliver more sophisticated features and performance, we are harnessing some of the latest improvements in web browser technology.  This includes faster JavaScript processing and new standards like HTML5.  As a result, over the course of 2010, we will be phasing out support for Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0 as well as other older browsers that are not supported by their own manufacturers.

We plan to begin phasing out support of these older browsers on the Google Docs suite and the Google Sites editor on March 1, 2010.  After that point, certain functionality within these applications may have higher latency and may not work correctly in these older browsers. Later in 2010, we will start to phase out support for these browsers for Google Mail and Google Calendar.

Google Apps will continue to support Internet Explorer 7.0 and above, Firefox 3.0 and above, Google Chrome 4.0 and above, and Safari 3.0 and above.

Starting this week, users on these older browsers will see a message in Google Docs and the Google Sites editor explaining this change and asking them to upgrade their browser.  We will also alert you again closer to March 1 to remind you of this change.

In 2009, the Google Apps team delivered more than 100 improvements to enhance your product experience.  We are aiming to beat that in 2010 and continue to deliver the best and most innovative collaboration products for businesses.

Thank you for your continued support!
Tuesday, January 26, 2010

PHIR SUR MILE MERA TUMAHRA -HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY


Today is India’s Republic Day and an ambitious attempt has been made to rekindle the Mile Sur Mera Tumhara magic.Even though the lyrics of the song has been kept intact, the music has been ‘badly tampered’ with.
In Phir Mile Sur Mera Tumhara video, out of around 15 members who have made appearance, around 11 are film starts. However cricketers have seems to have disappeared from the new Mile Sur Mera Tumhara video. Only 3 Olympians features in the video, other sportsman also didnt find place in Mile Sur Mera Tumhara video. The heroes of Mumbai terrorist attack also did not find space in new Mile Sur Mera Tumhara video.

The film stars in Phir Mile Sur Mera Tumhara are Amitabh Bachchan, Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai, Shilpa Shetty, Priyanka, Deepika, Prosenjit, Suriya and Vikram (Tamil cinema), Mamooty (Malyalam cinema), Rituoarna sen (Bengali), 3 Olympians Abhinav Bindra, Sushil Kumar and Vijendra Singh and Bhaichang Bhutia



ORIGINAL MILE SUR MERA TUMHARA


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Sunday, January 17, 2010

Geeta Updesh vs Auditor (CA work) Funny


An Advice to all Auditors about their work and Duties they should perform(in Hindi Funny)

Saturday, January 2, 2010

How to configure yahoo mail in Outlook express



Few settings are required to be made in yahoo mail accounts also
  1. go to option in mail account (at Top-right corner)
  2. Select mail option.
  3. select pop & mail forwarding 
  4. click "Set up or edit  pop & mail Forwarding"
  5. select "web & pop access"
  6. Check Pop setting and note down them and use it at appropriate place as suggested blow
  7. click save.
  8. you can forword mail to other mail by selecting forward option also,
  9. done ,now do the step given below in out look express account 
if there is no option as suggested in point 3 to 5 then it means you have no pop forwarding facility in ur mail.


The below setting is required to be done in Outlook express .


Outlook Express allows you to add a new email account to your existing profile. This means you do not have to replace your current settings in order to send and receive Yahoo!  Email messages. To add a new email account to your existing profile:
  1. From the Tools menu, choose "Accounts."
  2. Select the "Mail" tab.
  3. Click the "Add" button.
  4. From the Add menu, click "Mail."
  5. In the text box labeled Display Name, type your name and click "Next."
  6. In the Email Address box, type your full  mail address (for example, guptarajin2008@yahoo.co.in).
  7. Select "POP3" to answer the question "My incoming mail server is a...."
  8. Type "in.pop.mail.yahoo.com" in the Incoming Mail (POP3, IMAP, or HTTP) Server box.
  9. Type "in.smtp.mail.yahoo.com" in the Outgoing Mail (SMTP) Server box.
  10. Click "Next."
  11. In the Account Name box, type your full  mail address (for example, guptarajin2008@yahoo.co.in).
  12. In the Password box, type your Yahoo!  Email password.
  13. If you want Outlook Express to remember your password, check the "Remember password" box.
  14. Do not check the "Log on using secure password" box.
  15. Click "Next."
  16. Click "Finish."
  17. Select "in.pop.mail.yahoo.com" under "Account," and click "Properties."
  18. Click the "Servers" tab.
  19. Under "Outgoing Mail Server," check the box next to "My server requires authentication."
  20. Click the "Advanced" tab.
  21. Under "Outgoing mail Server (SMTP)," check the box next to "This server requires a secure connection (SSL)." Enter port number "465" in the "Outgoing mail (SMTP)" field.
  22. Under "Incoming mail (POP3)," check the box next to "This server requires a secure connection (SSL)." The port number in the "Incoming mail (POP3)" field should automatically change from 110 to 995. If it doesn't, make sure to change the port number to 995.
The Yahoo!  Email SMTP server requires authentication. To turn this setting on:
  1. From the Tools menu, choose "Accounts."
  2. Select the "Mail" tab.
  3. Double-click the account labeled "in.pop.mail.yahoo.com."
  4. Select the "Servers" tab.
  5. Check the box next to "My Server Requires Authentication."
  6. Click "OK."
To control deletion of messages from the Yahoo! Mail server:
  1. From the Tools menu, choose "Accounts."
  2. Select the "Mail" tab.
  3. Double-click the account labeled "in.pop.mail.yahoo.com."
  4. Select the "Advanced" tab.
  5. In the Delivery section at the bottom of the window, check "Leave a copy of messages on server" if you want to save your Yahoo! Mail messages on the Yahoo! Mail server as well as on your local computer. Do not check this box if you want your messages to be deleted from the Yahoo! Mail server once you have received them in Outlook Express.
We strongly recommend that you enable SSL for both POP and SMTP, as detailed in the above instructions. This will ensure that your Yahoo! ID, password, and email messages are transmitted securely between your mail client and the Yahoo! servers. However, if you choose to not use SSL for SMTP, your email client will likely default the SMTP port to 25. If your ISP blocks port 25, or if you're unable to send email, then you will need to use port 587 when sending via Yahoo!'s SMTP server. To make this change, please follow the directions below:
  1. From the "Tools" menu, select "Accounts."
  2. Select your Yahoo! Business Email POP account and click the "Properties" button
  3. Click on the "Advanced" tab
  4. Next to "Outgoing server (SMTP)," change port 25 to 587
  5. Click "Apply," then click "OK" and "Close."

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