Sunday, April 11, 2010

Prove…. 2 / 10 = 2 .. .. ..


  • Prove…. 2 / 10 = 2 .. .. ..
  • Art student: Out of syllabus .. .. .. 
  • Engineering Student: Question hi galat hai .. .. .. .. 
  • Medical student : it’s strange yaar, ye kaise ho sakta hai? .. .. .. .. 
  • CA Student : it is very easy 
  • TWO / TEN T-T get Cancelled 
  • =WO / EN 
  • Refer Alphabets (W=23rd letter, O=15th letter, 
  • E=5th letter & N=14th letter) 
  • =23+15 / 5+14 
  • =38 / 19 =
Chartered Accountants never ask, "Ans kya hai?" They only ask, "Answer kya laana hai?"
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A group of accountants are given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders and dropping the tape
measures. The whole thing is just a mess.

An engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over,pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the accountants and walks away.

After the engineer has gone, one accountant turns to another and laughs: "Isn't that just like an engineer? We're looking for the height and he gives us the length!"