FastesT Hundred By sehwag:Prince of Delhi

Today Virender sehwag has scored  fastest century for a Indian against any country in India or out side India in Forth ODI against New Zealand .Brief Details of his Innigs and fastest centuries by any player in ODI is given below
India declared as winner In the rain halted Match by 10 wickets (D&L method)

Fastest Centuries Top 10 In world one day internationals

Virender sehwag Batting Record in all type of matches

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HOLI SMS,QUOTES,GREETINGS

HOLI:SMS-1

Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi. 

HOLI SMS-2

May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi.

HOLI SMS-3

Pichkari ki Dhar,

Gulal ki bauchar,

Apno ka pyar,

Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.

Happy Holi!!!!

HOLI SMS -4

Apun wishing you a wonderful,

Super-duper,

Zabardast,

Xtra-badhiya,

Xtra special,

Ekdum mast and dhinchak,

Bole to ekdum jhakaas

“Happy Holi”.

HOLI SMS-5

Red blue green purple orange pink... choose any colour now close ur eyes n feel the colour on ur body,ur arms n legs... this is holi in sms style..

HOLI SMS-6

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi.

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"We will do it"
means
" You will do it"


"You have done a great job"
means
"More work to be given to you"


"We are working on it"
means
"We have not yet started working on the same"


"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"
means
"Its not getting done...
At least not tomorrow !".


"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views"
means
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"


"There was a slight miscommunication"
means
"We had actually lied"


"Lets call a meeting and discuss"
means
"I have no time now, will talk later"


"We can always do it"
means
"We actually cannot do the same on time"


"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline"
means
"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."


"We had slight differences of opinion"
means
"We had actually fought"


"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"
means
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"


"You should have told me earlier"
means
"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"


"We need to find out the real reason"
means
"Well I will tell you where your fault is"


"Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected"
means
"Well you know..."


"We are a team"
means
"I am not the only one to be blamed"


"That's actually a good question"
means
"I do not know anything about it"


"All the Best"
means
" You are in trouble"

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FUNNY DEFINITIONS!!!!!!!@#$%^&*()_+?><:"{}~

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.


Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.



Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death