Prove…. 2 / 10 = 2 .. .. ..

• Prove…. 2 / 10 = 2 .. .. ..
• Art student: Out of syllabus .. .. .. 
• Engineering Student: Question hi galat hai .. .. .. .. 
• Medical student : it’s strange yaar, ye kaise ho sakta hai? .. .. .. .. 
• CA Student : it is very easy 
• TWO / TEN T-T get Cancelled 
• =WO / EN 
• Refer Alphabets (W=23rd letter, O=15th letter, 
• E=5th letter & N=14th letter) 
• =23+15 / 5+14 
• =38 / 19 =2 

Chartered Accountants never ask, "Ans kya hai?" They only ask, "Answer kya laana hai?"
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A group of accountants are given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders and dropping the tape
measures. The whole thing is just a mess.

An engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over,pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the accountants and walks away.

After the engineer has gone, one accountant turns to another and laughs: "Isn't that just like an engineer? We're looking for the height and he gives us the length!"

What if Accountants start producing movies ?????

What if Accountants start producing movies ?????
1.  Munnabhai C.A.

2. Hamara Ledger Aapke Paas Hai

3. Kaho na Depreciation Hai

4. Journal Se Balance Sheet Tak

5. Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit

6. Hum Tax de Chuke Sanam

7. Kya Yehi Credit Period Hai?

8. Main A/cs ki Diwani Hoon

9. Maine Audit kiya

10. Maine Audit kyun kiya

11. Jab Jab Discount Mile

12. Petty Cash Apna Apna

13. Bill hai ke Pass hota nahin

14. Hum hai Accountant bekaar ke

15. Jo Tally hua wohi Trial Balance

16. Bus itna as BYAZ (Interest) hai

19. Tally 7.2 instal karke rakhna

20. Ab tumahare hawale pura account saathiyo

21. Balance sheet ki kasam

22. Kyu Tally ho gaya na

24. Calculator sirf mere liye

27. Salary ke liye saala kuchh bhi karega

28. Accountant tune kya kiya

29. Rehna hai tally karke

30. Bill Vill Byaz Vyaz

Geeta Updesh vs Auditor (CA work) Funny

An Advice to all Auditors about their work and Duties they should perform(in Hindi Funny)

WHY I DECIDED TO BECOME A CA-DIFF VIEWS

 

10 reasons why I became a CA.........

1. I hate to sleep.............. ......... ....
2. I had enjoyed my life enough.............. ......... 
3. I couldn't live without tension....................... ....
4. I wanted to pay for my sins.............. ......... .... 
5. I believed in Bhagwad Geeta : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo............... ......... ....
6. Everything in life has a reason; i wanted to prove it wrong............. ......... .... 
7. I wanted to take revenge on myself...................... ....
8. I dont have a social life.............. ......... ....
9. I love work, work and work.............. ......... .... 
10. last but not the least I love odd working hours.............. ......... ....
    

Cheers............,
CA SACHIN JAIN

Gr8 opinion .but  is  that a fact.

Now other view

Dear Sachin,

 

You have done a good job categorising the pains of a Chartered Accountant!  The same is the case with Self-employed Doctors, Engineers, lawyers, Software professionals, Management Consultants etc.

 

There are many in the above professions including a CA, who enjoy their life because they avoid:

 

1.  Postponing the work in working hours (so that you can show wpork load to get high remuneration)
2.  Working during off time and on holidays  
3. Waiting till the brink of due dates  
4. Spending the client's money (in anticipation to adjust it with the next client's)
   

 

Regards

CA. Joseph.

other view

Dear All,                      I have also folowed all 10's. But one more to addd is I have followed a path of truth, high moral , principles and ethical standards and not to do any thing wrong and to allow  any thing to do wrong.                           I have observed in USA. If  you say this has happened and fact is accepted as truth. Whereas in India  even if you file an affidavit it is , might be wrong and untrue affidavit. I have also observed in court proceedings where on affidavit wrong information is given accepted.!!!!!!!! This is also a part of life and I am suffering even now also. Those who do wrong can sail their boats safely. Regards,    C A Shah D J From USA  even after all these hurdles " I love my profession " . CA RAJAN GUPTA now add your view in comment section

Should u really marry a CA?????

When I told my mom that I wanted a professional woman as my wife, she got me one; a Chartered Accountant..

• She uses LIFO method while taking out the refrigerated food.
  
• She thinks I am no good at figure work. Fine with me, for now she handles the budget of the house.
• Initially she used to send me a bill at the month end, but when I told her that I am not her client but her husband, she asks for the money in advance.
  
• The expenses had been rising steadily over the months, so one day I snooped into the papers maintained in a current file.
• No wonder! She was charging conveyance and overtime to the house budget.
• She is crazy, I tell her but she corrects me. "No my darling, I am the auditor."

I fail to see the light.

• Every scrap of the paper in our house is filed.She tells me as per some Ordinance she must keep a copy of every thing for at least ten years before destroying it.

I am worried.

• The other day we had an hour-long fight. Later, I got to know that she had charged that hour to a client of hers, in the time sheet. My time was put down as unoccupied.
• She says that she loves me and I tell her that I love her too. However, she never believes me. She says that there is susceptibility of it being a misstatement. Duh! She wants my representation on this & Expert opinion of some Expert!
• Not a long time back my brother's wedding was to be solemnized. Wedding cards had been sent. After some time I started receiving a steady trickle of letters. I was puzzled until my wife explained that external evidence was more reliable. She had called for confirmations from all those to whom cards were sent.
• When she cooks, my wife at times does not go by recipe. Where the recipe says add half-teaspoon vinegar, one tsp black salt or one teacup of water, she ignores them. She says that they are not material when taken in context of whole meal being prepared.
• She is crazy, I tell you. Surprisingly everybody calls her an auditor, instead. I checked the dictionary and it did not state that auditor is a synonym for crazy. The dictionary must be outdated. When we got married, she had given me an Engagement Letter and I Had said how cute-how sweet. Now she gives it to me every year saying that her standards state that it must be sent a new if there is any indication that I have misunderstood the objective and scope of engagement. Huh!
• Apart from sending me the engagement letter once again she says I can't get rid off her just like that. She says that she has the right of being heard before I appoint some one else. It seems I must keep reading one local and another English newspaper published and circulated in the vicinity of our house for more details.
• Phew! For a minute, I thought that we had jeopardized our going concern status. Duh! Dare I say so?? I am told by one of my female colleagues who is married to a CA that the scenario is even worse when the guy is a CA.Apparently he capitalized the wedding expenses as preliminary expenses and is writing it off every year.
• Also the time he spent dating his wife before marrying her is still under consideration for valuation under AS-26...valuation of intangible assets.
  

So guys please think twice....should u really marry a CA? And yes please discount it by the appropriate rate to arrive at the present value of the risk of doing so.

Thanks & Regards,

Husain S Sariya
Articled Assistant

Dinesh Radhakrishnan
Assistant Manager
Audit & Assurance
Deloitte Haskins & Sells
Mobile : 98333 44459
E-Mail: dradhakrishnan@deloitte.com