Before and after the marriage!@#$%^&*(_>

Before and after the marriage

Before the marriage:

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He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

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Now after the marriage

you can read it from below to up, start with second last line :) !!!!


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PAPPU PASS HO HAYA

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

CHAIN REACTION.........................

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
So make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1^st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .

Regards,

CA Vivek Gupta

NEW STYLE LOVE LETTER

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) ,

• after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much ,I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and BOSCH (Invented for life) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI(Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me.

• I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).

• If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers)

• Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other) . Now that HYUNDAI(we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life) , SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy ) and PARX (Always Comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).

LG (Digitally Yours) !!!!!
bye bye __._,_.___

.

INCREASE MY SALARY PLEASE!!!!???????

One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Employee

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United State s may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Employer.

SOURCE:DIL SE DESI GROUP

तो फेर रहने दो

लड़का - चलो कीसी सुनसान जगह पर चलते है ।

लडकी - तुम ऐसी वैसी हरकत तो नही करोगे ?

लड़का - "बिल्कुल नहीं#####

लडकी -तो फेर रहेने दो ?!!?##

higlish version same above

Boy - Chalo kisi sunsan jagah par chalte hai.

Girl- Tum aisi waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy- "bilkul nahin

Girl-To Phir rahene do?!!?##




Note:My personal view differs from above time pass stuff.

syllabus like mini skirit(Hot!!)

हर subject के syllabus को mini skirt की तरह होना

चाहिऐ ....

इतना छोटा की सब का interest भी बना रहे और जरुरी चीज़े

कवर भी हो जाएँ ।

english:same as above

Har subject ke syllabus ko mini skirit ki tarah hona

chahiye....

Itna chota ki sab ka interest bhi bana rahe aur jaruri

cheezien cover bhi ho jaayein.


Er. A.P.Garg.

रहेते कहॉ हो और पता कहॉ का दे दिया

एक faquir ,सुबह मस्जिद के बहार बैठा रहा , सब नमाजी आंख बचा के चले गए ,वोह फेर दोपहर को चर्च गया , फेर mandir और फेर शाम को gurudwara ,lekin उसको कीसी ने कुछ नहीं डाला .
आखिर रात को एक मैखाने के बहार आकर बैठ गया ,जो शराबी निकलता उसके कटोरे मे कुछ दाल देता ...,उसका कटोरा नोटों से भर गया ,faquir बोला "वाह ! मेरे मौला ! रहेते कहॉ हो और पता (address) कहॉ का दे रखा है ।

U CAN CALL HIM ANY THING

TEACHER:What do u call a person who cannot hear any thing?

STUDENT:U can call him anything because he can not hear any thing.

जैसे कल की ही बात हो .

Newly married Santa & his Wife.


Wife:हमारी शादी को २४ घंटे हो चुके है...............

Santa:और ऐसा लगता है जैसे कल की ही बात हो ।

लड़कीयां बदल जाती हैं ,लड़के नही बदलते

एक लड़का एक लडकी के साथ बैठा था ,

दुसरे रोज़ एक और लडकी के साथ देखा गया ,

तीसरे रोज़ कोई और लडकी के साथ था ।

Moral:लड़कीयां बदल जाती हैं ,लड़के नही बदलते .


same as above in hinglish

Ek ladka ek ladki ke sath baitha tha,

Dusare din ek aur ladki ke sath baitha tha

thesre din kisi aur ladki ke sath deks gaya.

Moral:ladkian badal jati hai, ladke nahin badalte.