HAPPY NEW YEAR RESOLUTION

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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008

EYS & FRIENDSHIP

Do you know the relation between your 2 EYES ?

They Blink together ,Move together ,Cry together,see together& Sleep together ,Though they never see each other,

FRIENDSHIP should BE JUST LIKE THAT .

LIFE is hell without friends.It's WORLD'S BEST FRIEND week.So Send this 2 all your good friends.Even me,if I am one of them & See how many you get back.

If you get more than 5,then you r really a lovable person

Krishan Kaniyaa...

Murlidhar, Krishan Kanaiyaa......

ganpati bappa moriya

Omm Ganeshay namah

Beautiful Sand Art...

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a women makes art from sand and light. i just watch with my mouth wide open, this is amazing!!!

Yamuna kinare,vanshivat ki chaiya..

Fly high,take a flight

The video, which really inspired me. What a man can do. There is nothing called impossible in this world

Moral of Troubles

Troubles are like washing machines,
they twist, turns and knock us around..
but in the end we come out brighter then before..

Belive in yourself

Your dream will not die,
Your plans will not fail,
Your destiny will not be aborted,
Thedesire of your heart will be granted,
if you belive in URSELF..

Nothing is Impossible..

Little faith says "U can do it"
Big faith says"u wll do it"
bt great faith says"it is done"
Nothing is impossible when u belive in urself..

RadheKrishna

Natkhat Gopal

क्या करे हमारी पसंद ही कुछ खास है ।

~*~Khaas~*~

Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai

Har dil me chupa ek ehsas hai

Aapse pyar yu hi nahi hume

Kya kare humari pasand hi kuch khaas hai.

अंस ग्रुप

HAPPY DIWALI TO ALL

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LETTER TO BILL GATES:BANTA SINGH

Dear Mr. Bill Gates

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab . We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
3. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run ' has ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
4. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
5. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
6. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect your money.
7. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
8. I bought Computer, CPU, Mouse and Keypad lekin there is only one icon with 'My Computer', remaining ka kya huwa?
9. Aur ye to kamal hai, windows says 'My Pictures' lekin there is not even single photo of mine, So when you will keep my photo in that.
10. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
    

From:
Banta Singh,
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HEY KRISHNA TU KALYUG MAIN AA KE DEKH

हे कृष्णा तू इस कलयुग मैं आ के तो देख ,

तुने पूरा पर्वत एक ऊँगली पे उठाया ,

अपने सर पे EXAM के PRESSURE को उठा के देख ,

तुने 18 साल की उमर में ही मामा कंस को मारा ,

BIN LADEN को हाथ लगा के तो देख ,

तुने भरी महफिल में द्रौपदी को साड़ी पहनाई ,

मलीका को एक जोड़ी कपडे पहना के तो देख '

तुने गोकुल की 16000 गोपिया साथ में रखी ,

कलयुग की एक लड़की तो पटा के देख .

हे कृष्णा !!! तू इस कलयुग में आ के तो देख .



HINLISH(SAME AS ABOVE)

HEY KRISHNA TU IS KALYUG MAIN AA KEY TO DEKH.

TUNE POORA PARVAT EK UNGLI PE UTHAYA ,

APNE SAR PE EXAM KE PRESSURE KO UTHA KE DEKH,

TUNE 18 SAAL KI UMAR MAIN HI MAMA KANS KO MARA

BIN LADEN KO HATH LAGA KE TO DEKH

TUNE BHARI MEHFIL ME DRAUPADI KO SAREE PEHNAI,

MALIKA KO EK JODI KAPDE PHENA KE TO DEKH'

TUNE GOKUL KI 16000 GOPIA SATH ME RAKHI,

KALYUG KI EK LADKI TO PATA KE DEKH.

HEY KRISHANA!!!TU IS KALYUG MAIN AA KEY TO DEKH.

ER D.K.GOYAL

DAILY MORNING PRAYER(& TAXES)

O GOD!

Give us Strength & Capacity to pay:-

1. INCOME TAX
2. VAT
3. CST
4. SERVICE TAX
5. EXCISE DUTY
6. OCTROI
7. TDS/TCS
8. ESI
9. EPF
10. MARKET FEE
11. HOUSE TAX
12. ROAD TAX
13. STAMP DUTY
14. PROF. TAX
15. WATER TAX
16. CGT
17. SURCHARGE
18. EDUCATION CESS
19. HIGHER SECONDARY CESS
    
20. CONGESTION CESS/LEVY

& MANY MORE ............
Besides don't forget bribes ,donations,chanda,beggers etc.
If we have some time & money left after that ,we will do some business!!!!!!!!

CHEERS TO BOOMING INDIAN ECONOMY


CONTB:ER A.P.GARG.

WAQT NAHI

हर ख़ुशी है लोंगों के दामन में ,
पर एक हंसी के लीये वक़्त नही .
दीन रात दौड़ती दुनीया में ,
Zindagi के लीये ही वक़्त नही .

माँ की लोरी का एहसास तो है ,
पर माँ को माँ कहने का वक़्त नही .
सारे Rishton को तो हम मार चुके ,
अब उन्हें दफनाने का भी वक़्त नही ।

सारे नाम मोबाइल में हैं ,
पर दोस्ती के लए वक़्त नही .
गैरों की Kya बात करें ,
जब अपनों के लीये ही वक़्त नही .

आंखों मैं है नींद बड़ी ,
पर सोने का वक़्त नही .
Dil है ग़मों से भरा हुआ ,
पर रोने का भी वक़्त नही .

पैसों की दौड़ मे ऐसे दौडे ,
की थकने का भी वक़्त नही ।
पराये एहसासों की क्या कद्र करें ,
जब अपने सपनो के लीये ही वक़्त नही ।

तू ही बता E Zindagi ,
इस Zindagi का क्या होगा ,
की हर पल मरने वालों को ,
जीने के लीये भी वक़्त नही .......

english version


Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apne Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.......





CA RAVINDRA SHARMA

STEPS FOR SUCCESS

USE THIS IN YOUR LIFE

Talk------ ---Softly

Walk------ ----Humbly

Eat------- ------ -Sensibly

Breathe- - ----- -----Deeply

Sleep----- -----------Sufficiently

Dress----- ---- ------------Smartly

Act------- --- --------- ----Fearlessly

Work------ -- --------- -------Patiently

Think----- ---------- --------- -Truthfully

Believe----------------- --------- ---Correctly

Behave---- ------------ --------- ------Decently

Learn----- ----------- --------- -------- -Practically

Plan---------------- --------- --------- -------Orderly

Earn-------------- --------- --------- --------- Honestly

Save---------- --------- - --------- -------------Regularly

Spend-------------- --------- -----------------Intelligently

Love--------------- ----- --------- --------------Passionately


By, Babu.S< babu2312@gmail. com babu2312@gmail. com>

7 SECRETS OF SUCCESS (PART 2)

1. B4 U SPEAK(LISTEN)
2. B4 U WRITE(THINK)
3. B4 U SPEND(EARN)
4. B4 U CRITICISE(WAIT)
5. B4 PRAY(4GIVE)
6. B4 QUIT(TRY)
7. B4U DIE(LIVE)

CONTB:ER NAVEEN BANSAL

PINK-YELLOW-PURPLE-GREEN-BLUE

Pink is for giving so generously and for always being there for me.

Yellow is for memories of laughter and tears that shine undimmed throughout the years.

Purple is for sharing the deepest parts of the cherished dreams within our hearts.

Green is for helping me to grow in more ways than you know.

Blue is for loyalty, tried and true, knowing that I can count on you.

I thank God for the gifts our friendship holds, Most of all for your heart of gold

chuskiyan

"U r genius,

ur mind is a masterpiece.

It is divided into left and right.

In the left part nothing is right

and in right part nothing is left."


"daffy definitions: cigarette:

a piece of paper rolled in tobacco

with fire at one end and

a fool at the other."

INCREASE MY SALARY PLEASE!!!!???????

One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Employee

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United State s may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Employer.

SOURCE:DIL SE DESI GROUP

TRAFFIC RULES, FOLLOW OR NOT ?????!!!!!!

CONTB BY :CA RAJIV ARORA

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Boys opinion about Girls(in Internet language)

Girls are like an Internet Virus.

They Enter in your Life,

Search your Pocket,

Transfer your Money,

Edit your Thoughts,

Download their Problem,

Delete your Smile,

Crash your mind ,and

Hang you for ever.

गए काम से !!!!!!!!!!!

Note:My personal view differs from above time pass stuff.

तो फेर रहने दो

लड़का - चलो कीसी सुनसान जगह पर चलते है ।

लडकी - तुम ऐसी वैसी हरकत तो नही करोगे ?

लड़का - "बिल्कुल नहीं#####

लडकी -तो फेर रहेने दो ?!!?##

higlish version same above

Boy - Chalo kisi sunsan jagah par chalte hai.

Girl- Tum aisi waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy- "bilkul nahin

Girl-To Phir rahene do?!!?##




Note:My personal view differs from above time pass stuff.

syllabus like mini skirit(Hot!!)

हर subject के syllabus को mini skirt की तरह होना

चाहिऐ ....

इतना छोटा की सब का interest भी बना रहे और जरुरी चीज़े

कवर भी हो जाएँ ।

english:same as above

Har subject ke syllabus ko mini skirit ki tarah hona

chahiye....

Itna chota ki sab ka interest bhi bana rahe aur jaruri

cheezien cover bhi ho jaayein.


Er. A.P.Garg.

रहेते कहॉ हो और पता कहॉ का दे दिया

एक faquir ,सुबह मस्जिद के बहार बैठा रहा , सब नमाजी आंख बचा के चले गए ,वोह फेर दोपहर को चर्च गया , फेर mandir और फेर शाम को gurudwara ,lekin उसको कीसी ने कुछ नहीं डाला .
आखिर रात को एक मैखाने के बहार आकर बैठ गया ,जो शराबी निकलता उसके कटोरे मे कुछ दाल देता ...,उसका कटोरा नोटों से भर गया ,faquir बोला "वाह ! मेरे मौला ! रहेते कहॉ हो और पता (address) कहॉ का दे रखा है ।

LIFE IS SIMPLE ,DON'T COMPLICATE

When USA launched a mission in space they found that the pen would not write in zero

gravity(ink would not flow down)

so they spent 10 years and $12Million to find a pen that would write in low gravity & under

extreme temperature

Do You know what Russian Did ????????

They Used Pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Moral:Life can be Simple ,Don't Complicate it.

from:Er D. K. Goel

WE R LIKE TEA BAGS

We are like Tea Bags

whose true strength comes out when

we are put in hot water.

so when problems upsets you,just think.....,

you must be GOD's favourite cup of tea

duniya हसीनो का मेला ,मेले मैं ये ..

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YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL

You are wonderful to me, I'm glad you are my friend. Hopefully forever, Until the end. You make me feel special, With all that you do. It makes me feel so lucky, Everytime I'm around you. You are there for me, Through the good and bad. It makes me happy, Like I could never be sad. I just want to thank you, For everything you do. I promise someday, I'll do the same for you! THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND!

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