Yamuna kinare,vanshivat ki chaiya..

Fly high,take a flight

The video, which really inspired me. What a man can do. There is nothing called impossible in this world

Moral of Troubles

Troubles are like washing machines,
they twist, turns and knock us around..
but in the end we come out brighter then before..

Belive in yourself

Your dream will not die,
Your plans will not fail,
Your destiny will not be aborted,
Thedesire of your heart will be granted,
if you belive in URSELF..

Nothing is Impossible..

Little faith says "U can do it"
Big faith says"u wll do it"
bt great faith says"it is done"
Nothing is impossible when u belive in urself..

RadheKrishna

Natkhat Gopal

क्या करे हमारी पसंद ही कुछ खास है ।

~*~Khaas~*~

Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai

Har dil me chupa ek ehsas hai

Aapse pyar yu hi nahi hume

Kya kare humari pasand hi kuch khaas hai.

अंस ग्रुप

HAPPY DIWALI TO ALL

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LETTER TO BILL GATES:BANTA SINGH

Dear Mr. Bill Gates

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab . We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
3. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run ' has ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
4. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
5. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
6. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect your money.
7. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
8. I bought Computer, CPU, Mouse and Keypad lekin there is only one icon with 'My Computer', remaining ka kya huwa?
9. Aur ye to kamal hai, windows says 'My Pictures' lekin there is not even single photo of mine, So when you will keep my photo in that.
10. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
    

From:
Banta Singh,
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HEY KRISHNA TU KALYUG MAIN AA KE DEKH

हे कृष्णा तू इस कलयुग मैं आ के तो देख ,

तुने पूरा पर्वत एक ऊँगली पे उठाया ,

अपने सर पे EXAM के PRESSURE को उठा के देख ,

तुने 18 साल की उमर में ही मामा कंस को मारा ,

BIN LADEN को हाथ लगा के तो देख ,

तुने भरी महफिल में द्रौपदी को साड़ी पहनाई ,

मलीका को एक जोड़ी कपडे पहना के तो देख '

तुने गोकुल की 16000 गोपिया साथ में रखी ,

कलयुग की एक लड़की तो पटा के देख .

हे कृष्णा !!! तू इस कलयुग में आ के तो देख .



HINLISH(SAME AS ABOVE)

HEY KRISHNA TU IS KALYUG MAIN AA KEY TO DEKH.

TUNE POORA PARVAT EK UNGLI PE UTHAYA ,

APNE SAR PE EXAM KE PRESSURE KO UTHA KE DEKH,

TUNE 18 SAAL KI UMAR MAIN HI MAMA KANS KO MARA

BIN LADEN KO HATH LAGA KE TO DEKH

TUNE BHARI MEHFIL ME DRAUPADI KO SAREE PEHNAI,

MALIKA KO EK JODI KAPDE PHENA KE TO DEKH'

TUNE GOKUL KI 16000 GOPIA SATH ME RAKHI,

KALYUG KI EK LADKI TO PATA KE DEKH.

HEY KRISHANA!!!TU IS KALYUG MAIN AA KEY TO DEKH.

ER D.K.GOYAL

DAILY MORNING PRAYER(& TAXES)

O GOD!

Give us Strength & Capacity to pay:-

1. INCOME TAX
2. VAT
3. CST
4. SERVICE TAX
5. EXCISE DUTY
6. OCTROI
7. TDS/TCS
8. ESI
9. EPF
10. MARKET FEE
11. HOUSE TAX
12. ROAD TAX
13. STAMP DUTY
14. PROF. TAX
15. WATER TAX
16. CGT
17. SURCHARGE
18. EDUCATION CESS
19. HIGHER SECONDARY CESS
    
20. CONGESTION CESS/LEVY

& MANY MORE ............
Besides don't forget bribes ,donations,chanda,beggers etc.
If we have some time & money left after that ,we will do some business!!!!!!!!

CHEERS TO BOOMING INDIAN ECONOMY


CONTB:ER A.P.GARG.