WHY I DECIDED TO BECOME A CA-DIFF VIEWS

 

10 reasons why I became a CA.........

1. I hate to sleep.............. ......... ....
2. I had enjoyed my life enough.............. ......... 
3. I couldn't live without tension....................... ....
4. I wanted to pay for my sins.............. ......... .... 
5. I believed in Bhagwad Geeta : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo............... ......... ....
6. Everything in life has a reason; i wanted to prove it wrong............. ......... .... 
7. I wanted to take revenge on myself...................... ....
8. I dont have a social life.............. ......... ....
9. I love work, work and work.............. ......... .... 
10. last but not the least I love odd working hours.............. ......... ....
    

Cheers............,
CA SACHIN JAIN

Gr8 opinion .but  is  that a fact.

Now other view

Dear Sachin,

 

You have done a good job categorising the pains of a Chartered Accountant!  The same is the case with Self-employed Doctors, Engineers, lawyers, Software professionals, Management Consultants etc.

 

There are many in the above professions including a CA, who enjoy their life because they avoid:

 

1.  Postponing the work in working hours (so that you can show wpork load to get high remuneration)
2.  Working during off time and on holidays  
3. Waiting till the brink of due dates  
4. Spending the client's money (in anticipation to adjust it with the next client's)
   

 

Regards

CA. Joseph.

other view

Dear All,                      I have also folowed all 10's. But one more to addd is I have followed a path of truth, high moral , principles and ethical standards and not to do any thing wrong and to allow  any thing to do wrong.                           I have observed in USA. If  you say this has happened and fact is accepted as truth. Whereas in India  even if you file an affidavit it is , might be wrong and untrue affidavit. I have also observed in court proceedings where on affidavit wrong information is given accepted.!!!!!!!! This is also a part of life and I am suffering even now also. Those who do wrong can sail their boats safely. Regards,    C A Shah D J From USA  even after all these hurdles " I love my profession " . CA RAJAN GUPTA now add your view in comment section

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Candle for an hour, 

Matchstick for a minute, 

But a wish can glow days forever,

So here is my wish for glowing DIWALI, glowing life.... 

I Wish you & your family a Very Happy Deepawali !!! 

May this Diwali enlighten u with the path of Right Belief, Right Knowledge and Right Conduct leading to Everlasting Happiness and Prosperity....

May God Bless you ...All With Good Fortune and Long Life..

HAPPY DIWALI

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Should u really marry a CA?????

When I told my mom that I wanted a professional woman as my wife, she got me one; a Chartered Accountant..

• She uses LIFO method while taking out the refrigerated food.
  
• She thinks I am no good at figure work. Fine with me, for now she handles the budget of the house.
• Initially she used to send me a bill at the month end, but when I told her that I am not her client but her husband, she asks for the money in advance.
  
• The expenses had been rising steadily over the months, so one day I snooped into the papers maintained in a current file.
• No wonder! She was charging conveyance and overtime to the house budget.
• She is crazy, I tell her but she corrects me. "No my darling, I am the auditor."

I fail to see the light.

• Every scrap of the paper in our house is filed.She tells me as per some Ordinance she must keep a copy of every thing for at least ten years before destroying it.

I am worried.

• The other day we had an hour-long fight. Later, I got to know that she had charged that hour to a client of hers, in the time sheet. My time was put down as unoccupied.
• She says that she loves me and I tell her that I love her too. However, she never believes me. She says that there is susceptibility of it being a misstatement. Duh! She wants my representation on this & Expert opinion of some Expert!
• Not a long time back my brother's wedding was to be solemnized. Wedding cards had been sent. After some time I started receiving a steady trickle of letters. I was puzzled until my wife explained that external evidence was more reliable. She had called for confirmations from all those to whom cards were sent.
• When she cooks, my wife at times does not go by recipe. Where the recipe says add half-teaspoon vinegar, one tsp black salt or one teacup of water, she ignores them. She says that they are not material when taken in context of whole meal being prepared.
• She is crazy, I tell you. Surprisingly everybody calls her an auditor, instead. I checked the dictionary and it did not state that auditor is a synonym for crazy. The dictionary must be outdated. When we got married, she had given me an Engagement Letter and I Had said how cute-how sweet. Now she gives it to me every year saying that her standards state that it must be sent a new if there is any indication that I have misunderstood the objective and scope of engagement. Huh!
• Apart from sending me the engagement letter once again she says I can't get rid off her just like that. She says that she has the right of being heard before I appoint some one else. It seems I must keep reading one local and another English newspaper published and circulated in the vicinity of our house for more details.
• Phew! For a minute, I thought that we had jeopardized our going concern status. Duh! Dare I say so?? I am told by one of my female colleagues who is married to a CA that the scenario is even worse when the guy is a CA.Apparently he capitalized the wedding expenses as preliminary expenses and is writing it off every year.
• Also the time he spent dating his wife before marrying her is still under consideration for valuation under AS-26...valuation of intangible assets.
  

So guys please think twice....should u really marry a CA? And yes please discount it by the appropriate rate to arrive at the present value of the risk of doing so.

Thanks & Regards,

Husain S Sariya
Articled Assistant

Dinesh Radhakrishnan
Assistant Manager
Audit & Assurance
Deloitte Haskins & Sells
Mobile : 98333 44459
E-Mail: dradhakrishnan@deloitte.com

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"DON'T LET SOMEONE BECOME A PRIORITY IN YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU ARE JUST AN OPTION FOR THEM....."

CA. Sangram Keshari Rout.
Manager- Finance Analysis.
Tata Steel Limited,TISCO.
Ph: 06576644796.
Mail Id:- sangramk.rout@tatasteel.com.

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Life is full of blessings , we may not see, feel or understand them sometimes..


Don't spend your life for trying to take a right decision,
but spend it for taking a decision and trying to make it right..


Life can be happier and less stressful if we remember that we cannot have all we desire
but God will give us all that we deserve..

Before and after the marriage!@#$%^&*(_>

Before and after the marriage

Before the marriage:

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He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

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She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

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Some funny lines

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

• Smart man + smart woman = romance
• Smart man + dumb woman = affair
• Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
• Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

• Smart boss + smart employee = profit
• Smart boss + dumb employee = production
• Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
• Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
  

SHOPPING MATH

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
  

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  

HAPPINESS

• To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
• To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
  

LONGEVITY

• Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
  

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE

• A woman has the last word in any argument.

• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

• Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

ANIMALS WHICH I LIKE MOST???????

check them ,not a wastage of your time.........

PAPPU PASS HO HAYA

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

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Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

man
1. ------------

board

Ans. = man overboard

stand
2. ------------

i

Ans. = I understand

OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

4. r
road
a
d

Ans. = cross road

5. cycle
cycle
cycle

Ans. = tricycle

0
6. ------------
M.D.

Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

knee
7. ------------

light

Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)

ground
8. ---------------

feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

9. he's / himself

Ans. = he's by himself

10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

11. death ..... life

Ans. = life after death

12. THINK

Ans. think big !!

And the last one is real fundoo ..

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....

Ans. long time no 'C' (see)

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CHAIN REACTION.........................

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
So make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1^st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .

Regards,

CA Vivek Gupta

BE IN TOUCH

Just the way a rain drop brings hope to a dying flower,

Your smile might bring hope to someone who is lost.
Give the world your best smile.....
Today, tomorrow and everyday.

Have a Lovely Day....!

Take Care and Be in touch always.

The Corporate language !!

"We will do it"
means
" You will do it"


"You have done a great job"
means
"More work to be given to you"


"We are working on it"
means
"We have not yet started working on the same"


"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"
means
"Its not getting done...
At least not tomorrow !".


"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views"
means
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"


"There was a slight miscommunication"
means
"We had actually lied"


"Lets call a meeting and discuss"
means
"I have no time now, will talk later"


"We can always do it"
means
"We actually cannot do the same on time"


"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline"
means
"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."


"We had slight differences of opinion"
means
"We had actually fought"


"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"
means
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"


"You should have told me earlier"
means
"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"


"We need to find out the real reason"
means
"Well I will tell you where your fault is"


"Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected"
means
"Well you know..."


"We are a team"
means
"I am not the only one to be blamed"


"That's actually a good question"
means
"I do not know anything about it"


"All the Best"
means
" You are in trouble"

Ajay Prasad
Sanjay Chopra & Co.
G-80, Lajpat Nagar-I
New Delhi-110024
Cell No :- 9999681785

NEW STYLE LOVE LETTER

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) ,

• after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much ,I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and BOSCH (Invented for life) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI(Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me.

• I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).

• If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers)

• Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other) . Now that HYUNDAI(we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life) , SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy ) and PARX (Always Comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).

LG (Digitally Yours) !!!!!
bye bye __._,_.___

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SUCESS REQUIRES PATIENCE

"MOST" used alphabet "A" doesn't appear in spellings of

"1" to "999"

It appears for the first time in



"1000"(thousand) & continues


MORAL:Success requires "Patience"and "Faith"

OLD STORY NEW VERSION

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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.


Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.



Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death